Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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