Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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