Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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