thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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