You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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