Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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