Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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