She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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