looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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