We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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