He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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