the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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