My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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