Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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