just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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