Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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