It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
i need some magic done to my vagina
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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