I hate your face
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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