wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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