Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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