I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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