Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Still dying that you shit outside
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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