he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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