i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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