Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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