True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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