Porn is love you can see.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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