sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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