dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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