Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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