I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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