We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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