well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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