haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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