so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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