Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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