wrigley field is MILF paradise
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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