I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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