I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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