my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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