She is in my trunk
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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