I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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