I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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