she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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