I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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