.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
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