addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
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