quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
I am available for nakedness
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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