idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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