Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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