her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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