i don't like sucking hair
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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