He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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