She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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