the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
